I AM NEVER LEAVING GLASGOW! I’LL NEVER Leave Scotland!
Smeato was Spotted in London by our man in Claridges Thursday morning deep in animated conversation over his porridge with one of the UK’s leading politician leaders. Smeato we can exclusively reveal was on a flying top secret 12 hr visit to confer at the very highest levels of government…
THE BIG STORY TONIGHT
SMEATO is being lined up to take over from Gordo!
Yes tonight Westminster is awash with frenzied rumoours that SMEATO is being implored to take over as Prime Minister should Gordo be forced out as the economy falls off a cliff.
It is not widely generally known that Smeato is not just a world famous baggage handler hero but is also a Nobel Prize winning economic genius.
Smeato- as well as being able to sort out 320,853 missing bags single handed in 24 hours at Heathrow’s new Terminal 5 in March also was solely responsible for the Icelandic banking sectors against all the odds survival and the economic miracle success story that has made The Republic of Brazzaville Congo the world’s richest country.
Did you know that? Of course you didn’t did you? Go on admit it.
In the Great Man’s own words “you didn’t have a scoobie !”